Jessica finally had her baby!!
She no longer needs to feel like she swallowed herself! haha
No, I am truly happy for her. God bless. 🙂
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Jessica Simpson’s baby?!
God, her baby is going to explode out of her. I haven’t herd much about her these days. No “trips to the hospital.” Or pictures of her looking like Ursula.
My sis has a theory that the whole “I’m huge as **** because I’m prego,” is a publicity stunt to sponsor a weight lost company after she gives birth. Hell! If she does that and gets back to her Daisy Duke bod, all the fat bitches (excuse my language I’m having fun with this) (I’m a fat bitch too) are going to be kissing her feet. Smart idea Jes, do it!
Unless all your thinking is “Is tuna chicken, because it says chicken of the sea on the label?” Blondes.
Celebrity look alike?
I have the tendency to love celebrities that sorta kinda tilt your head to the side and squint one eye that look like me. This could be caused by my father who had mirrors all around the house, no lie like 12 in total. ( Okay maybe half of that). May just say I don’t mind looking at myself, countless times during day. My reason why I like celebs that resemble me in some type of way……
EXAMPLES * children cheer* ( yay picture time)
*Puts on her reading glasses and speaks with a British accent*
If it were possible Demi Lovato ( Yes indeed the one from Disney, who went to rehab. Get over it.) And the lovely Kat Denning were to…. how to say it…hmm…have a child.
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OKAY maybe not but in my head I look like them OKAY haha okay
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