Congrads to Ms. Jessica Simpsion

Jessica finally had her baby!!

She no longer needs to feel like she swallowed herself! haha

No, I am truly happy for her. God bless. 🙂

Jessica Simpson’s baby?!

God, her baby is going to explode out of her. I haven’t herd much about her these days. No “trips to the hospital.” Or pictures of her looking like Ursula.

My sis has a theory that the whole “I’m huge as **** because I’m prego,” is a publicity stunt to sponsor a weight lost company after she gives birth. Hell! If she does that and gets back to her Daisy Duke bod, all the fat bitches (excuse my language I’m having fun with this) (I’m a fat bitch too) are going to be kissing her feet.  Smart idea Jes, do it!

Unless all your thinking is “Is tuna chicken, because it says chicken of the sea on the label?” Blondes.